Dressed to Kilt (A Scottish Highlands Mystery) Read online

  “How is Kirstine feeling?” I asked, putting my own problems aside, sure that I’d revisit them soon enough. “Is she any better?”

  “Still in bed with a nasty cold,” Vicki said.

  Vicki’s half sister manages the farm’s woolen shop, and Vicki teaches knitting classes as well as running a skein-of-the-month club. The shop is called Sheepish Expressions and is a favorite with tourists as well as locals, specializing in rainbow-colored skeins of yarn and exclusive Highland wools. Now, with Kirstine out of commission, my friend has taken over all aspects of the business.

  If not for the snowstorm raging and the deserted main road, Vicki would be at the shop instead of sharing tea with me. I’ve seen little of her the past several days unless I stop in at Sheepish Expressions.

  “Gritters will be out before too long,” Vicki said. At my blank expression, she added, “Salt trucks. You know, those big vehicles that spit salt out of the back ends.”

  Oh.

  My friend giggled, grinning from ear to ear. She loves to see me perplexed by the little idiosyncrasies and foreign terminology I encounter. Vicki has an advantage over me. She lived in California most of her life, but she’s Scot born and spent summers in the Highlands before deciding to move back here permanently in her forties. So she’s been a great interpreter.

  But I suspect most of her current delight, what is really causing her lightheartedness, has to do with Sean Stevens, the special constable I replaced and my friend’s significant other.

  He was scheduled to return later tonight from police college, his initial classroom coursework completed. Monday he would begin the next part of his training—following in the footsteps of a certain unwilling but resigned inspector.

  “Well, I best get back to the shop,” Vicki said, rising and going about the task of wrapping up—boots, wool coat, scarf, mittens, and beanie hat, which she tied under her chin. “It’s unlikely that anyone will brave this weather. No one can possibly expect the shop to be open, but there’s plenty of other work to be done.”

  I watched her pushing her way through the newly fallen wet snow with a Westie under each arm, since their short legs never would have made it through without her assistance.

  My phone rang, turning my attention away from the winter wonderland outside my window.

  “How ye be managin’ out there?” came the inspector’s voice. “Are ye good and buried?”

  “Yes, but perfectly fine with that, thanks to a bin full of firewood and a shopping trip for supplies earlier. Vicki knows how to prepare.”

  “She’s one o’ us, and we know how tae manage in adversity,” he said with a chuckle. “There haven’t been any major tailbacks, thanks tae the gritters that have been treating the roads. And don’t ye worry, it’ll be over in plenty o’ time fer yer big event tomorrow evening.”

  “So the gossipmongers are hard at work.” Keeping anything quiet in Glenkillen was impossible. News spread almost before it happened.

  “It’s out and aboot that ye were invited.”

  “I have been wondering if it will have to be canceled.”

  “Fer a few snowflakes? Hardly. What are ye intending tae wear?”

  That was an odd question, especially coming from this particular man. Since when does he care about my attire? Since when did he even notice? Oh, wait, he was up to something, judging by the teasing tone. “Don’t even think it,” I shot back. “I’m not wearing a police uniform.”

  That was worth another chuckle. “Ye’re on tae me as usual.”

  “You’re an easy read,” I quipped, although that was far from the truth. Most of the time, he was completely unreadable. I suspected that the term “close to the chest” was coined after him.

  “No drink drivin’,” he went on. “And no stirrin’ up trouble. Ye have an image tae uphold, Constable Elliott.”

  “I promise to be on my best behavior,” I said, disconnecting soon after.

  Inspector Jamieson’s personal life was an enigma to me. In some ways, I understood him. In others, he eluded me. In spite of time spent together sampling local fare and talking shop, I never felt that I had him completely pegged. Perhaps that was because of his skill in circumventing any mention of his life outside work.

  All I knew for certain was that he was in his fifties, that his wife had died of cancer some years ago, that he’d never remarried nor did he have any interest in the advances of the local women, and that he lived at some remote hunting lodge away from the village.

  I added a few more logs to the stove, after feeling a bit of a chill in the air, and used the fire iron to arrange the wood for best results. Then I sat down and picked up my knitting.

  I’d only recently learned to knit and had insisted (against Vicki’s better advice to start with a simple scarf) on beginning this new adventure with December’s skein-of-the-month club kit, which consisted of the appropriate yarn and a pattern that Vicki had named Merry Mittens. Some of the members had already whipped out their mittens and were wearing them, while I’d barely begun the first mitten, thanks to the confusing abbreviations associated with the pattern as well as my fumbling fingers. But I loved the color combination—apple green, lime, and sunshine yellow.

  At this rate, though, I’d finish by next December, but I was determined. I also lived in terror of dropping my first stitch. Because once that happened, the mittens were sure to be doomed.

  Soon after, my phone rang again. This time it was Leith Cameron. After several comments back and forth about the storm and a few minutes spent on arrangements to pick me up tomorrow night, he said, “I’m looking forward tae the event.”

  “So am I.”

  “This special tasting is as exclusive as the Glenkillen Distillery’s fine whiskies. Bridie Dougal doesn’t invite just anybody tae her private gatherings, ye know?”

  “I’m appropriately honored.”

  From what I’d heard through the pub’s active rumor mill via Vicki, Bridie Dougal was a crusty old woman who’d run the family distillery with a firm hand after the death of her husband, finally turning it over to her son in the last year when her advanced age began to slow her down. These days, she was rarely seen in public but still had managed to arrange this special night of tasting, thanks to her personal companion, Henrietta McCloud.

  When the invitation had arrived, I wasn’t at all surprised to discover that Leith’s name had been included on the exclusive guest list. The barley he grows on his farm next to the MacBrides’ is used for the production of the popular Scotch whisky produced at this particular local distillery. Not only that, his family had been key suppliers for generations.

  So I was taken aback when he went on to say, “I’m still wondering how ye managed tae get invited. How do ye know Bridie Dougal?”

  “I don’t understand,” I said, after a moment’s pause. “I don’t know her at all. You invited me.”

  “I would have fer certain, if I’d been the one doin’ the inviting.”

  We ended up comparing them. I read mine: “Leith Cameron requests the pleasure of your company at a special winter whisky tasting . . .”

  “Ye’re not foolin’ with a poor Scot, are ye?” he teased.

  “No. What does yours say?”

  “Eden Elliott requests the pleasure of your company at a special winter whisky tasting on Saturday evening, December 8, at 7:00 pm . . .”

  “But I sent a note to you accepting,” I sputtered, while my mind raced to figure out how this happened. “Didn’t you get it?”

  “Sure, I did. I thought it was a wee bit strange, but ye’re from the States and they’re an odd lot.” Now I heard the amusement. He went on. “Henrietta musta been confused when she wrote them out. She’s come on pension age, not as young as she once was. Although anybody coulda made a mistake like this.”

  A reasonable conclusion.

  “If it was a m
istake . . .” I began, feeling disappointment at the thought of missing out.

  “Only a slight one,” he reassured me. “Henrietta hasn’t gone dotty. We both are invited, I’m sure o’ it.”

  “We’re still on then?” I asked, hopeful.

  “If ye’re game, so am I.”

  “Great. I’m looking forward to my first whisky tasting.”

  Besides, I wasn’t about to turn down an opportunity to get an eyeful of Leith Cameron in a kilt!

  CHAPTER 2

  That night dreams interfered with my sleep. When I awoke, they had disappeared into the recesses of my memory. The details might have faded away, but I was left with a sense of impending doom that was hard to shake off.

  The day before, I’d been preoccupied with preparing for the whisky tasting and fearful of the unknown I’d encounter when I left the Highlands. Something there must have triggered the disturbances I’d encountered during the night.

  It was still dark outside, making whatever visions I’d awoken from seem even more sinister. Checking the time, I realized I’d begun sleeping longer and later than I had during the summer months. Days were short and nights were long now as the shortest day of the year approached. Fourteen hours of sunlight were distant memories as we suffered through a mere seven hours at best.

  Today’s sun wouldn’t rise until approximately eight thirty, and it would disappear completely by four, already beginning to fade from sight as early as three. That is, if we even saw the sun. Mostly we were grateful for the light it emitted through the cloud cover.

  I wasn’t about to dredge up the specifics of what I was sure had been a terrible dream. Let sleeping dogs lie, as the saying goes.

  Speaking of dogs. John Derry, Vicki’s brother-in-law and Kirstine’s husband, had already shoveled a path from the main house to my cottage. He wasn’t in sight now, but there was no doubt that he had done the hard labor. He always did.

  Cup of coffee in hand, I assessed the white world outside my window.

  Coco and Pepper ran along the path and began yipping at my door. They must have been snow pile diving, because they were coated in the white, fluffy stuff. Or rather, they had been, before they shook it all over my floor and pajama pant legs.

  “I don’t know why I let you in here,” I scolded them lightly. The truth was I loved the little Westies like my own. I couldn’t think of a better way to brighten up the day than with a visit from them. They were the perfect antidote to this morning’s gloomy beginning, which had been inspired by elusive imagery produced by my renegade mind.

  The two lounged by the fire while I showered in the hottest water my body could tolerate. Then I dressed in warm trousers with leggings underneath and a cotton sweater. The snow had stopped falling sometime during the night, but the weather report had forecast wind and a lingering chill.

  I poured another cup of instant coffee, something I’d gotten used to over time and now found pretty good. Sitting at the table, I nibbled on one of the cheese scones I’d purchased from A Taste of Scotland, my favorite bakery. The Scots pronounce the name of this delicacy much differently than we do in the States. Here it phonetically sounds like “skon,” rhyming with “gone.” This one was baked with Scottish cheddar cheese from the Isle of Mull. It was delicious.

  Vicki had finally installed Internet access at the farm, so I started up my laptop. I still did all my writing at the pub, finding it more conducive to the creative process. At home, I was easily distracted by pretty much everything and everyone, especially by my friend and her canines. But really anything could interrupt my thought process. A quick glance out the window now with a view of the hillside was enough to stop my brain from functioning as it should.

  Because across the lane, framed by the hills, I spotted an enormous red deer stag, with a thick winter coat and a huge rack of antlers. He must have sensed my interest, because he swung his head in my direction, then turned slowly and sprang across the base of the hill, disappearing from sight.

  Glancing down at my laptop, I found a short e-mail message waiting in my inbox. It had been posted several hours before and it was from Ami Pederson.

  “I’m excited about tonight’s whisky tasting,” she wrote, as though she were the one going. “What do you think Leith will wear under his kilt?”

  That again? You’d think she’d have some interest in what I was wearing. I suspected that Ami was living vicariously through more than her own fictitious tales.

  Ami is a bestselling historical romance author. By bestselling, I mean mega-famous. And she’s a push-and-shove kind of woman who always gets her way in the end.

  “Shoes and socks,” I wrote back, grinning as I hit the send button.

  I owe so much to Ami in spite of her annoying persistence regarding my future and even though she has a one-track mind when it comes to my personal life—she’s obsessed with getting me “hooked up.” She feels it’s her personal obligation to do so.

  Immediately after my shoes and socks reply, an e-mail from her came bouncing through cyberspace. What was the woman doing awake? It was the middle of the night in Chicago.

  This time, after one “LOL” and several “snort, snorts,” she switched subjects. “Are you letting your characters get naked?”

  “Of course,” I responded, with more of a quip than I was feeling.

  Sex scenes are extremely difficult for me to write. They definitely don’t flow naturally, and I made the mistake of sharing this with Ami, who has always had a pat answer. “That’s because you need more hands-on research. You can’t write what you don’t know.”

  In spite of her implication regarding my virginal sex status, she knows I’ve been married. As hard as I try, though, I don’t remember any passion in our relationship.

  Instinctively I must have taken her references to my lack of experience as a challenge, because I proved her wrong when I finished Falling for You, sex scenes and all. Once Ami read it, she’d changed her tune. Although she managed to stick with the same theme but with a new twist.

  “All that fragile desire and suppressed longing bottled up inside you translated into some beautiful sexual encounters,” she’d raved. “Keep doing what you’re doing.”

  Which wasn’t much in the way of romance, or even much platonic male companionship. I’d had several outings with Leith, and the inspector has shown me a few sights, but that has been pretty much it. That night’s whisky tasting was going to be the closest I’d come to an actual nighttime date. And as it turned out, it hadn’t been initiated by Leith at all. He’d thought I’d been the one doing the inviting.

  The more I considered the mix-up, the weirder it seemed. I picked up the invitation I’d received in the mail and reread it. So odd. But I told myself that I’d never met Henrietta McCloud. Maybe she was a flake.

  Pulling on a quilted wool coat and knee-high boots, I made my way along the shoveled path, with Coco and Pepper racing ahead of me. Vicki wasn’t at the main house. I left the dogs inside, walked down the lane, which had also been plowed, and found the open sign illuminated and her inside Sheepish Expressions.

  “You don’t have to open this morning,” I suggested. “No one is going to be out unless they have to be.”

  “I need to take care of a few things anyway,” Vicki said, seeming a bit subdued. “So I might as well. It’s a good time to get caught up on inventory.”

  I did a little theorizing. Sean Stevens should have been back from Fife last night, but I hadn’t seen his car outside the main house as one would expect if he’d arrived as scheduled. Either he was still away, or the snow had stopped him.

  “How did you sleep?” I asked subtly.

  “All right,” she said with a shrug, removing a pair of reading glasses from the end of her nose. “Though I was expecting to get not a wink. But Sean couldn’t get through. I knew in my heart he wouldn’t make it, but I so wanted him to. The r
oads were closed. But, of course, they’ve reopened now.” She sighed in exasperation. “All those weeks away from each other, and it doesn’t seem right that we have to wait even longer. Why couldn’t the snow cooperate?”

  “There’s always today,” I said.

  Vicki smiled and gestured toward the open sign. “Yes, and I’ll pull that plug the minute he shows up. Are you ready for your big night?”

  I told her about the invitation snafu. When I finished, she said, “Henrietta McCloud is usually more organized than that. But I hear that her health isn’t good at the moment, so she could have slipped up. It doesn’t matter, does it?”

  “I’d like to look into it.”

  “Why on earth would you bother? Go to the tasting and enjoy yourself.”

  I shook my head, remembering the feeling of distress I’d experienced on awakening. “Something about it doesn’t feel right.”

  “That police business you’re involved in has you imagining dark secrets in every corner.”

  There might be some truth to that. Still . . . “I think I should call and speak with Henrietta McCloud. If there’s a chance the invitation was extended in error, Leith and I shouldn’t show up at all. I have absolutely no connection with the distillery or the family who owns it, so why on earth would I receive an invitation?”

  “But you do have a connection,” Vicki said. “Leith.”

  “Do you have a private phone number for Henrietta McCloud?” I insisted. “Or one for Bridie Dougal?”

  Vicki didn’t press it further, knowing by now that when I set my mind to something, I follow through. She replaced the reading glasses and shuffled through a phone directory she’d pulled from a drawer. “Henrietta McCloud is a member of my skein-of-the-month club, so I should have her contact information someplace. Yes, here it is.” Then she couldn’t resist and added, “But I still don’t see why you’re making such a big deal of a little misunderstanding.”